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A Sarah Palin joke
« on: October 10, 2008, 08:14:25 PM »

The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, ‘Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break’? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a ‘Nazi.’ He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires. So I proceeded to call him a ‘doughnut eating Gestapo.’

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a “Moron in Blue.”

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn’t really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, “McCain/Palin in ‘08.”

Why did I do it? I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired… The doctor tells me that it’s important to my health.

Where the mind is without fear and the head held high;
Where words come out from the depth of truth;
Where the clear stream of reason has not lost its way into the dreary desert sand of dead habit;
let my country awake.
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