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[humor] Even God has a sense of humor
« on: May 26, 2008, 05:42:25 PM »

God was in the process of creating the universe.

And he was explaining to his subordinates

"Look everything should be in balance.


For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion.



Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States.

I have blessed them with prosperity and money.

But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension....



And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature.

But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes.



And here is South America. I have given them lots of forests.

But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would

have to cut off the forests...

So you see fellows, everything should be in balance

One of the angels asked...

"God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?"


God said....... "Ahah...that is the crown piece of all. "INDIA",

My most precious creation.

It has understanding and friendly People.

Sparkling streams and serene mountains.

A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live.

Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold.....



The angel was quite surprised:

"But god you said everything should be in balance."



God replied --

"Look at the neighbours I gave them."
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Re: [humor] Even God has a sense of humor
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2008, 06:22:06 AM »

Did not GOD create man and woman ?

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM .'

He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM . Wake up.'

 

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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