Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: Relax  (Read 1094 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

caught and bowled

  • Team of the Century
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2,230
Relax
« on: April 16, 2008, 09:45:48 AM »

1)Long back,
a person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family,
forgot his food,
forgot laughter was called a
'Saint'
 
But now he is called..
 
'IT professional'
------------------------------------------------------------------------

 
2 )
Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
 
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!
 
 
------------------------------------------------------------------------

 
3 ) 
At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
 
Later on somehow the alphabets get reversed..!
------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
4   
An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:
 
' If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off'
 
 
------------------------------------------------------------------------

5

Someone has rightly said, 'A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer'
 
No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!
 
 
------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
6

A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
 
Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employees..
 
..... Leave them to us
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up