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« on: April 03, 2008, 03:06:11 PM »

  1. Confident Vs Confidential
  A young boy asks his dad, “What is the Difference between confident & confidential?”
  Dad says, “You are my son I am confident about that. Your friend playing there is also my son, that’s confidential!!!!!!!!!!!!”   
  2..Anger Management
  Husband: “When I get mad at you, you never fight back!! How do you control your Anger?”
  Wife: “I clean the Toilet.”
  Husband: “how does that help?”
  Wife: “I use your TOOTHBRUSH”   
  3.. Losing All Your Friends
  Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
  He shoots his friend and kills him.
  Wife says, “If u behave like this, you will loose ALL your friends.”   
  4.. Brother wanted
  A small boy wrote Santa Claus, “Send me a Brother”
  Santa Wrote back, “Send your Mother”   
  5. Meaning of Wife
  Husband asks, “Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means “Without Information Fighting Everytime!”
  Wife replies, “No, It means, With Idiot For Ever!!!”   
  6. Importance of a period
  Teacher, “Do you know the Importance of a Period?”
  Kid, “Yeah, Once my sister said she missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack and our driver run away!!!”

7. Two men are out fishing at their favrite fishing hole, just fishing quietly and drinking beer.
Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me over 2 months".
Frank continues slowly sipping his beer, then thoughfully says, "you better think it over - women like that are hard to find."
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