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Laloo Prasad Yadav in heaven!!
« on: February 28, 2008, 08:58:41 AM »

Laloo Prasad Yadav (one of our famous Ministers of Parliament) died. 

 (one of our famous Ministers of Parliament) died. 

Rabri Devi (his wife) was very worried whether Laloo

               > would be able to make it to heaven, so she decided to try & contact this
               > spirit by having a seance. (black magic used to   contact the dead)               
               > Sure enough, after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to   the spirits,
               > Laloo's voice was heard answering, HellooooooooRabri, this is meeee...'
               > 'Oh dear Lalooji,' she answered. 'I just need to know  if you're happy
               > there in your after-life. What's it like there?'
               >  'Ooooooh, it's much more beautiful here than I ever imagined,' Laloo
               > answered. 'The sky is bluer, the air is cleaner, and the pastures are much
               > more lush and green than I ever expected .... and, above all, there is no
               > scam! And the only thing we do, all day long, are, eat and sleep, eat and
               > sleep,over and over.' 'Thank God, you reached heaven,'his Rabri cried,
               > wiping some tears.
               >  'Heaven?'he answered. 'What heaven?
                I'm reborn.....'I'm a cow in  Switzerland ..'
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