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Joke with a moral !
« on: February 12, 2008, 09:11:00 AM »

Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were
travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of
them died.

Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.

He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN.

But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.
Laloo is not at all happy with this decision.

He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of
them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public
positions, etc.

Then why the differential treatment?

He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before
a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived
notions.

Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English
test.

PVNR is asked to spell " INDIA " and he does it correctly.

Advani is asked to spell " ENGLAND " and he too passes.

It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell " CZECHOSLOVAKIA ".

Laloo protests that he doesn't know English.

He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus
forced to fail with false intent.

Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chance
assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would provide an equal
platform for all three).

PVNR is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He writes it easily and
passes.

Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes.

Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR....."
Tough one. He fails again.

Laloo is extremely unhappy.

Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't),he now
requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history

Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take
any more tests.

PVNR is asked: "When did India get Independence ?". He replied "1947" and
passed.

Advani is asked "How many people died during the independence struggle?".

He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000
or 300,000.
Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.

It's Laloo's turn now.
Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died
in the struggle.
Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.

Moral of the story:
IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU,
THERE IS NO ESCAPE........

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Re: Joke with a moral !
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2008, 01:03:06 PM »

Very good one. Thanks...
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Re: Joke with a moral !
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2008, 01:08:55 PM »

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Re: Joke with a moral !
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2008, 02:06:38 PM »

Thanks Kashala ???

Very good one. Thanks...
Yevadha changala posta kela tar thanks nahi mhanayche?
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Re: Joke with a moral !
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2008, 12:36:32 AM »

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Re: Joke with a moral !
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2008, 03:29:17 AM »

Marathi.
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Re: Joke with a moral !
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2008, 04:02:58 AM »

Thanks Kashala ???

Very good one. Thanks...
Yevadha changala posta kela tar thanks nahi mhanayche?
Marathi or Malayalam?

dont you dare come to mumbai now if this is your understanding of the local language ... not even a transit through the airport is allowed

jai maharasthra, mee mumbaikar
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Re: Joke with a moral !
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2008, 05:16:29 PM »

Thanks Kashala ???

Very good one. Thanks...
Yevadha changala posta kela tar thanks nahi mhanayche?
Marathi or Malayalam?

dont you dare come to mumbai now if this is your understanding of the local language ... not even a transit through the airport is allowed

jai maharasthra, mee mumbaikar
chya aaila...!!
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Re: Joke with a moral !
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2008, 05:59:15 PM »

Thanks Kashala ???

Very good one. Thanks...
Yevadha changala posta kela tar thanks nahi mhanayche?
Marathi or Malayalam?

dont you dare come to mumbai now if this is your understanding of the local language ... not even a transit through the airport is allowed

jai maharasthra, mee mumbaikar
Okay..

..anyway, my next transit to India will be through Dubai where DD has promised me that he will prove to me that "Dubai is the SIN CAPITAL of world" ;D
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Re: Joke with a moral !
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2008, 08:08:49 PM »

Thanks Kashala ???

Very good one. Thanks...
Yevadha changala posta kela tar thanks nahi mhanayche?
Marathi or Malayalam?

dont you dare come to mumbai now if this is your understanding of the local language ... not even a transit through the airport is allowed

jai maharasthra, mee mumbaikar
Okay..

..anyway, my next transit to India will be through Dubai where DD has promised me that he will prove to me that "Dubai is the SIN CAPITAL of world" ;D
has ln two stopped reading the forum?
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Re: Joke with a moral !
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2008, 08:18:52 PM »

Thanks Kashala ???

Very good one. Thanks...
Yevadha changala posta kela tar thanks nahi mhanayche?
Marathi or Malayalam?

dont you dare come to mumbai now if this is your understanding of the local language ... not even a transit through the airport is allowed

jai maharasthra, mee mumbaikar
Okay..

..anyway, my next transit to India will be through Dubai where DD has promised me that he will prove to me that "Dubai is the SIN CAPITAL of world" ;D
has ln two stopped reading the forum?
Shhhh....
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Re: Joke with a moral !
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2008, 08:51:04 PM »

Thanks Kashala ???

Very good one. Thanks...
Yevadha changala posta kela tar thanks nahi mhanayche?
Marathi or Malayalam?

dont you dare come to mumbai now if this is your understanding of the local language ... not even a transit through the airport is allowed

jai maharasthra, mee mumbaikar
Okay..

..anyway, my next transit to India will be through Dubai where DD has promised me that he will prove to me that "Dubai is the SIN CAPITAL of world" ;D
has ln two stopped reading the forum?
Shhhh....

Beer pilani padegi ... nahin to pol khol denge :)
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Re: Joke with a moral !
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2008, 04:24:40 PM »

Thanks Kashala ???

Very good one. Thanks...
Yevadha changala posta kela tar thanks nahi mhanayche?
Marathi or Malayalam?

dont you dare come to mumbai now if this is your understanding of the local language ... not even a transit through the airport is allowed

jai maharasthra, mee mumbaikar
Okay..

..anyway, my next transit to India will be through Dubai where DD has promised me that he will prove to me that "Dubai is the SIN CAPITAL of world" ;D

When are you here dude?
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Re: Joke with a moral !
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2008, 07:40:11 PM »

Thanks Kashala ???

Very good one. Thanks...
Yevadha changala posta kela tar thanks nahi mhanayche?
Marathi or Malayalam?

dont you dare come to mumbai now if this is your understanding of the local language ... not even a transit through the airport is allowed

jai maharasthra, mee mumbaikar
Okay..

..anyway, my next transit to India will be through Dubai where DD has promised me that he will prove to me that "Dubai is the SIN CAPITAL of world" ;D

aaa firangi aaaa
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Re: Joke with a moral !
« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2008, 07:46:06 PM »

Mid to late march!! See you then.
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Re: Joke with a moral !
« Reply #15 on: February 21, 2008, 12:00:09 AM »

Mid to late march!! See you then.

bidu .. Beer ko gol kar gaye :)
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Re: Joke with a moral !
« Reply #16 on: February 21, 2008, 08:18:15 AM »

Mid to late march!! See you then.

We had better meet up else I will ensure that Zacked creates enough hassles at immigration to hold you up in Dubai...  ;D  ;D

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Re: Joke with a moral !
« Reply #17 on: February 21, 2008, 09:11:48 PM »

Mid to late march!! See you then.

bidu .. Beer ko gol kar gaye :)
Never say no for a beer.. anytime!
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« Reply #18 on: February 21, 2008, 09:12:50 PM »

Mid to late march!! See you then.

We had better meet up else I will ensure that Zacked creates enough hassles at immigration to hold you up in Dubai...  ;D  ;D


Absolutely.. will meet-up.. DD has asked for a 48 hour stop (24 hours for his to-do list, 24 hours for recovery) ;D ;D
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