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VMenon

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New words added in the Dictionary
« on: January 11, 2008, 04:18:56 PM »

[ New words added in the Dictionary....]
 
Bucknor: (n) (adj)
1. Temporary blindness leading to missing out on the obvious.
2. To be at the wrong place at the wrong time.
3. Situations leading to grave judgmental errors.
Usage: I feel bucknored by my boss;  Life often throws a bucknor at you.


Benson: (n) (adj)
1. Something that legitimises a severe bucknor.
Usage: First they bucknored me and then they bensoned it! I am toast.
Also see bucknor
 
 
 
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Re: New words added in the Dictionary
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2008, 08:44:22 AM »

One more Sydney joke.....

Hansie Cronje died and went to hell, and met Yamraj
He saw a huge wall of clocks behind Yamraj and asks him what that is
Yamraj says... ah... those are LIE CLOCKS... everyone on earth has to have one...
Hansie says one of them's not working
Yamraj says that's the clock of GAUTAM BUDDHA... he NEVER told any lies
One of them had stopped at 2 o' clock
That is Abraham Lincolns clock... he only lied twice explain Yamraj
He saw all cricketers clocks and saw one missing
Where the hell is Ponting's clock???


Yamraj replies: Oh his ...I USE THAT AS MY TABLE FAN!


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